Listening to “Better Place to Be” when this magnificent bastard answers the question.
Thank you, inspirational Omegle stranger.
I stole the idea from a post on /v/ in a griefing thread. The guy would cause players to spawn in a cage, and his haracter would be naked with hooks for hands. He would say “LOOKS LIKE THE SPIDER CAUGHT HIMSELF A FLY!” and keep awkward talking to the player.