Sl0n C. Derman

May 19

kaynato:

GUYS IT’S A HOAX FOR PETE’S SAKE DUDES REALLY I MEAN REALLY
TURN OFF YOUR PINEAL GLANDS FOR A SECOND AND THINK WHILE THE REST OF YOUR BRAINS SHUT DOWN SLOWLY AND IMPLODE IN AN ACUTE AUTOIMMUNE REACTION
THE MODUS OPERANDI WAS TO ALLOW TUMBLR TO KEEP GOING AS AN INDEPENDENTLY-OPERATED COMPANY…
THIS IS A HOAX. PLEASE DO NOT PANIC.

kaynato:

GUYS IT’S A HOAX FOR PETE’S SAKE DUDES REALLY I MEAN REALLY

TURN OFF YOUR PINEAL GLANDS FOR A SECOND AND THINK WHILE THE REST OF YOUR BRAINS SHUT DOWN SLOWLY AND IMPLODE IN AN ACUTE AUTOIMMUNE REACTION

THE MODUS OPERANDI WAS TO ALLOW TUMBLR TO KEEP GOING AS AN INDEPENDENTLY-OPERATED COMPANY…

THIS IS A HOAX. PLEASE DO NOT PANIC.

(Source: tin-pan-ali)

May 17

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May 14

wwaywward-aquarius:

in the tf2 fandom we don’t say “i love you” we say “i like your hat” which roughly translates into “are you selling it”. i think that’s beautiful

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facts-i-just-made-up:

“Sonicthehedgehog Syndrome” affects only one in 2 billion humans.
Those with the disease are born with only one eye, but the eye has two pupils. This does not allow for binocular vision as the image is duplicated on the same retina and only one optic nerve remains. Sufferers reportedly learn in childhood to ignore one of the images, allowing the dominant pupil to take over fully by adulthood.
First documented in Persia in 1349, only 17 instances of the disease have been confirmed since, with only 14 of the patients reaching adulthood. The disease was comprehensively studied in 1942 by Dr. Arnold Sonicthehedgehog, after whom the syndrome is named.

facts-i-just-made-up:

“Sonicthehedgehog Syndrome” affects only one in 2 billion humans.

Those with the disease are born with only one eye, but the eye has two pupils. This does not allow for binocular vision as the image is duplicated on the same retina and only one optic nerve remains. Sufferers reportedly learn in childhood to ignore one of the images, allowing the dominant pupil to take over fully by adulthood.

First documented in Persia in 1349, only 17 instances of the disease have been confirmed since, with only 14 of the patients reaching adulthood. The disease was comprehensively studied in 1942 by Dr. Arnold Sonicthehedgehog, after whom the syndrome is named.

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May 13

gowns:

if u dont like something just gesture towards it and say “failures of late capitalism”

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“The 14-year-old allegedly lay on the floor for several minutes and then — at least according to police — helped his mom with her Web search.” — After teen is shot, mom allegedly goes first to WebMD | Technically Incorrect - CNET News (via infoneer-pulse)

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the-paintrist:

Savitsky painted the bears on Shishkin’s landscape Morning in the Pine Forest (1886).
Ivan Ivanovich Shishkin (Russian: Ива́н Ива́нович Ши́шкин; 25 January 1832 – 20 March 1898) was a Russian landscape painter closely associated with the Peredvizhniki movement.
oil on canvas, 139 × 213 cm (54.7 × 83.9 in), Tretyakov Gallery, Moscow, Russia
The Morning in a Pine Forest (Russian: Утро в сосновом лесу) is a painting by Russian artists Ivan Shishkin and Konstantin Savitsky. Savitsky has painted the bears, but the art collector Pavel Tretyakov effaced his signature, stating that “from idea until performance, everything discloses the painting manner and creative method peculiar just to Shishkin” so the painting is now credited solely to Shishkin.
The Morning in a Pine Forest turned very popular, being reproduced on various items, including the “Clubfooted Bear” chocolates by Krasny Oktyabr. According to one poll, the painting is the second most popular in Russia behind Bogatyrs by Viktor Vasnetsov. Shishkin’s similar paintings are the Forest in Spring (1884) and The Sestroretsk Forest (1896).
It is believed that Shishkin painted the pine trees near Narva-Jõesuu in Estonia, where he often liked to rest in summers.
 

the-paintrist:

Savitsky painted the bears on Shishkin’s landscape Morning in the Pine Forest (1886).

Ivan Ivanovich Shishkin (Russian: Ива́н Ива́нович Ши́шкин; 25 January 1832 – 20 March 1898) was a Russian landscape painter closely associated with the Peredvizhniki movement.

oil on canvas, 139 × 213 cm (54.7 × 83.9 in), Tretyakov Gallery, Moscow, Russia

The Morning in a Pine Forest (Russian: Утро в сосновом лесу) is a painting by Russian artists Ivan Shishkin and Konstantin Savitsky. Savitsky has painted the bears, but the art collector Pavel Tretyakov effaced his signature, stating that “from idea until performance, everything discloses the painting manner and creative method peculiar just to Shishkin” so the painting is now credited solely to Shishkin.

The Morning in a Pine Forest turned very popular, being reproduced on various items, including the “Clubfooted Bear” chocolates by Krasny Oktyabr. According to one poll, the painting is the second most popular in Russia behind Bogatyrs by Viktor Vasnetsov. Shishkin’s similar paintings are the Forest in Spring (1884) and The Sestroretsk Forest (1896).

It is believed that Shishkin painted the pine trees near Narva-Jõesuu in Estonia, where he often liked to rest in summers.

 

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May 12

maliceinthevoid:

loveguts-fester:

husband ♥

I love to have pun.

maliceinthevoid:

loveguts-fester:

husband ♥

I love to have pun.

(Source: renassance, via penumbraofumbra)